TV is a scary medium if you’re a nervous person appearing for the first time. Check out this video of a beach volleyball lady (I don’t know what she does and I don’t care) and how she handles the pressure. Hint: It’s by passing out.

There’s really nothing more embarrassing than passing out and not only because of the rectal pain you often organically experience when it happens. Then again, maybe that’s just me when I wear my leather pants…not sure.

I can’t say that fainting well help your cause and inspire people to be like, “Yes, I want to do that!” Unless fainting is the thing you’re trying to promote. But what an odd cause. You’re into some strange things, man. I don’t even know why we talk.

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