Oprah is so disappointed in Rihanna

I really haven’t been doing my duty in mocking the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation on here but here’s a try…Oprah and some panel of people I don’t know are not happy about Rihanna getting back with him so quickly.

I love the outrage about Chris Brown riding a jetski. Like what, is there a set timeline one has to wait before riding a jetski after beating a woman? Is it over a month? Would people be less mad if he were riding a less whimsical seafaring device like a boogie board or a sailboat?

And there are also reports coming out today that Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet together. Ideally a cover of “Beat It” or “Smack My Bitch Up” perhaps followed by a Rihanna solo cover of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”. We’ll see!

[If you were following me on Twitter, you'd know even more songs Rihanna and Chris Brown can cover together]

Al Vegas
March 10, 2009
#1

Oprah says that he will hit her again, and that is probably true in 98% of the cases, but the most important thing is that she should make sure that Chris Brown has to spend as much time as allowed by law in jail as the consequences for his actions. That is the way true love works.
Chris
March 10, 2009
#2

True love requires spending time in jail? I don’t know that I’d be okay with that. Though I think he should have to pay some sort pf relationship penance. Like cleaning up after the dog for a week or something. That’s pretty fair.