PSAs are pretty difficult to make. You want them to be memorable but not to deviate too far from the message. This PSA with “pancreatic cancer” having a menacing monologue in the back of a dude’s car might not quite hit the right notes.

I think the intention of this clip is to get me to hate pancreatic cancer but, in reality, I really like pancreatic cancer a lot. He’s a masterful villain and I bet if we had some sort of prequel, he’d have a really logical backstory that made him turn to a life of crime. Like, I don’t know, his family was brutally murdered by a guy in a giant pancreas costume so he had to extract revenge in order to bring peace to his family and the unceasing pain that is his life.

Unrelated, but the all-time best PSA of course comes from Canada. Update: Holy crap I just realized I posted the same video twice for an entire day. Fuck me. Correct video is up now.

You may not agree with his methods, but I bet this young lady learned a lot about waitressing on this day.

[thanks to Chris (great name) for the pancreatic cancer tip]