I just realized something today…

I hate my parents…

Why you ask? Because those a-holes did me a disservice. Instead of sending me to the golf course every morning in the summer when I was a kid, I was mowing lawns or pulling weeds or something.

Cause God knows you could be a crappy golfer (Will McKenzie), have man boobs (Philly Mick), or just be downright ugly (J.B Holmes) and you could still pull tail like this.

Hell, even Tiger Woods who has the personality of a robot pulled Elin Nordegren.

Yea, I’m sure she married him cause he’s loads of fun….right

F this, I’m going to work on my golf game. Maybe my fat ass can make the Hooters Tour or something.

Oh yea, these pictures are from some charity event in Palm Beach. Like anyone cares. Definite honorable mention to one of the hotter unknown WAGS out there, Leot Chen (wife of Vaughn Taylor…the blond squatting).