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Some girl (she might be attractive, see her for yourself here) is claiming she goes to sleep and, in her sleepy state, demands sex from the man sleeping with her. Only she doesn’t remember it. So it’s basically like every time a girl has sex with me, but with less drugs forced onto her.

WORN-OUT Haley Batty is suffering from an amazing sleeping sickness that really does keep her boyfriends up all night.

A medical condition means she can’t help pestering them for sex from bedtime till dawn. But she’s ASLEEP all the time-and never remembers a thing in the morning.

Haley’s been dumped by a string of men who got the hump when they asked “Was it good for you, too?” only to get the response: “Eh?” because she’d been unconscious all night.

She sighs: “I can have sex three or four times a night if the guys have the stamina, but in the morning I won’t know anything about it.

“My last boyfriend went along with it the first couple of times, but then he said it just felt peculiar being groped by someone who was asleep and dumped me.” She says her behaviour is a recognised medical condition. “I discovered the name for it, sexsomnia. It’s like a form of sleepwalking, only you don’t sleepwalk, you have sex.”

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2 comments
  1. Mike says:

    What sort of guy turns down constant sex? She needs to find a guy with insomnia, or one who sleeps during the day, and she’d be set.

    I volunteer me for the job.

  2. Walter A says:

    I call that that WaltComa — i do it so well she falls into a coma.
    thank you – i am here all night.

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