Are you a female college student struggling to pay her bills? Did you spend your loan money on condoms and beer? Do you want to see your team in the Final Four but just don’t have the funds?

Well, look no further than Craigslist for your answer….

I have a great seat available for a MSU female hottie who would like to go. These are not nosebleed section 300 seats. You will have to spoil me for spoiling you. This ticket is worth 500-700. I am a good looking, easy going and generous white professional male.

I’m no criminal expert or anything but don’t serial killers describe themselves as “good looking, easy going, and generous white professional males?”

I’m just saying…

H/t: Spartantailgate