Stuffing a bear is sexy

I can’t stress enough how much I love Buzzfeed, particularly Peggy over there and the stuff she finds. This video on stuffing a bear is completely immature but awesome. Watch the man stuffing the bear in the video below and see what it reminds you of.

I think I’d be better off never knowing how anything has ever been made in the history of the world. Like when I saw the videos about hot dogs and bacon being made, I was like “Well, it’s disgusting, but it’s food that’s bad for me so it only makes sense that it’d be heinous to watch it made.” But this is a teddy bear. Teddy bears are pretty much the most adorable, innocent thing on Earth (unless you count the evil that was Teddy Ruxpin or what little girls often do to poor innocent teddy bears when growing up). But now that I know that a teddy bear basically has to be jerked off until it comes to life, I both am disgusted and wish I were born a teddy bear. At the very least, I’m wondering how viable it is for me to dress up like a flat teddy bear in need of stuffing in order to receive similar treatment. Though I’d probably just end up getting gangraped at a furry convention by a bunch of guys with potbellies, bad mustaches, and glasses with transition lenses. Sigh, even my dreams end like that.

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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  1. peggy says:

    thanks for the shout out! i love you guys toooooooo. <3 <3 <3

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