As a leading barometer of taste in popular culture and, basically, the primary voice of black America, it’s my duty to enlighten you all about the trends brewing beneath the surface. Meet the “Stanky Leg” dance.

You may surprised to learn that this video was not created at the Junior Statesmen of America’s National conference. I’m sure these fine young ladies were just taking a break from researching old Supreme Court cases for their mock trial clubs before deciding to do an impromptu dance session. We’re in good hands America.

Ironically, the primary way one would get a stanky leg is by having one of these lovely young ladies rubbing up on your thigh at “da cluuuuub.” It’ll smell like your leg just took a trip to the Chicken of the Sea factory.