Via I-Am-Bored (one of my favorite sites for randomness) comes this bold name for a Wi-Fi network that you either don’t want to connect to or want to connect to in complete anonymity (and shame).

Now my question is that if you name your Wi-fi network that, will you be more likely to have police tracking you down? Because I mean, what self-respecting kiddy porn proprietor would actually advertise that fact? Unless it were an ad buy on some sort of kiddy porn advertising medium. But things like that don’t exist. And if I they did, I certainly wouldn’t know. No siree.

I keep my Wi-fi without a password, so to keep people from stealing, I named the connection “No Internet Here”. I figure it’ll confuse people enough to move on and also make robots’ heads blow up because it’s a paradox. Both of which are my main goals with everything I do on the Internet. Fucking robots. Think you’re so great, don’t you? One day I will have the hydraulic penis and we’ll see whose AI is laughing then!