A woman in Florida got in trouble with the police for calling 911 three times because a McDonald’s employee would not refund her money due to the restaurant not having McNuggets. You can hear all three calls below.

When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.”

Goodman noted, “I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report.

That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system.

Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, “this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.

I enjoy food quite a bit. When you have a craving for something and you can’t get it, that sucks really bad. But maybe you can opt not to call the police when you can’t get your fried gelatinous chickenlike products. Now if they forget the honey mustard, that’s a completely different thing and I don’t blame you for prosecuting them to the fullest extents of the law. What am I going to use barbecue sauce LIKE A SAVAGE?!?

Also fill in the blank: Big shock that a ____er wouldn’t accept anything other than McNuggets. Answer: McDonald’s-lover! Oh your racism has failed you in riddle solving once again, just like the time the Times crossword puzzle said, “90% more likely to cause traffic accidents” and the answer was “TRUCK” as opposed to the slur for Chinese people you filled in.

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