Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about pre-judging people’s intentions.

Make sure to actually go to the site and read the bonus portion of the comic (hover your mouse over the red button).

Not having sex when you really need it sucks. That’s why you have to be with a woman who’s a really heavy sleeper. I figure once you spend like $1000 on a woman, you pretty much have a right to do whatever to them once she’s asleep, so long as it doesn’t stir her too much. I like to tie strings to their arms and make them dance like a puppet. It’s not a fetish though. Usually. Though I have always wanted to f Lamb Chop for some reason. Probably because it’d be really uncomfortable for Shari Lewis.