It’s easy to look at a newspaper and go, “Oh how silly people are.” So I will do just that.

The same crap happened to me once for a guy in a wheelchair. I waited extra long to help him out by holding the door open so he drive through and he yelled at me. ME, the kindest soul you’ve ever known! He said, “I could have held it myself you know.” Ever since then, I’ve just assumed every person in a wheelchair was a cyborg and thrown them in a vat of lava like the end of Terminator 2. Why risk it, you know?

[i don't remember where i saw this]