Archive for April 2009
The After Party: PerfectGymnasts should all pose like this…
I Want: A TAC-15 tactical crossbow
8 year-old girl gets divorce from 47 year-old husband
The Show: Loaded
Quote of the Day
THE BEST THING ABOUT THE PANDEMIC….
Bar Refaeli… just because…
A moment with Alina Vacariu
Dogs are the cutest rapists ever
THE GREATEST MOMENT IN HOMER ANNOUNCING
There’s something about a babe in a ballcap, T, and ripped jeans
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CHRISTIE CAVALLI
Interlude: Swine
FEMA's kid coloring books seem fun
Introducing The Cardapult!
The Pre-Party: Unlucky
The difference between handy and handsy
THE TOP TEN SLUTTIEST WEDDING DRESSES
Carmen Electra’s boobs had a birthday
A moment with University of Oregon cheerleaders
President Obama is a misogynist
Who the hell is Vanessa Claudio?
Top 10 qualifications for a flagrant foul and/or an ejection
The After Party: F with someone
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace proves boobs are a good investment
Oh. my. god. Look at this toy
I Want: A transparent Lexus
The Show: Leaked
Quote of the Day
Marisa Miller is wet, attends movie premieres
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Ticketmaster knows it's failing you
A moment with Tianna Ta
Melissa Baker & Lisa Edelstein in little clothing
AFTERNOOND DELIGHT WITH CHERYL COLE
Interlude: Dude…
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Maxim interview
Rats are taking over Boston
The Pre-Party: Creepy
Superman's origins
The weekly Megan Fox did something post
Models are clumsy
A moment with JoJo
Zoe Van Gastel has a cool name, is very attractive
PADRAIG TRIES THE HAPPY GIRLMORE SWING
Top 12 things I’ve learned from Anonymous commenters
The After-Party: Issues
One of the hottest women I have ever seen
Water mammal feeds infants McDonald's
I Want: Bacon-flavored vodka (seriously)
The Show: Class
Quote of the Day
HOOTERS GIRLS
Eliza Dushku doing her best to stay relevant
Oh the horrors when Popeye's runs out of chicken
A moment with Danica McKellar
Roxanne Pallett doing her best to get noticed
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DUTCH GIRLS
Interlude: Crazy
John Mayer makes the sexy ladies groove
Heineken’s Walking Fridge
The Pre-Party: Things
How Dick Cheney teaches a dog a trick
GOLFER WITH ONE EYE, ONE ARM GETS HOLE-IN-ONE
Jodie Marsh has lost it
Indian movie fighting scenes are fun
A moment with Karina Leon
TOM IZZO THROWS OUT FIRST PITCH AT TIGERS GAME
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is acceptable
Top 11 questions after watching the NBA Playoffs this weekend
The After Party: Unauthorized
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Marisa Miller hosts things at nightclubs
I Want: Rice burner lights for my bed
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is still noteworthy
The Show: No accident
Quote of the Day
My Hungarian babes are hotter, less trampy
NASCAR seems safe
A moment with Teri Marie Harrison
RIP BEA ARTHUR
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIE FINCH
Ralitza Metodieva brings it right
Interlude: What?
Watch out for that Swine Flu
Breaking bricks FAIL
SPORTS LOSER OF THE DAY: RASHEED WALLACE
The Pre-Party: Lessons
The Penguin's revenge
Katy Perry in a bikini is disappointing
A moment with Bahara Golestani
Oh hey Dakota Fanning, you 18 yet?
Diora Baird in lingerie again
JACOBY ELLSBURY STEALS HOME
Top 10 things Yankee Fan doesn’t want to hear right now
CONTEST! Win a prize!
WEEKEND LINKS
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 04.25.09
Tennis star Daniela Hantuchova must really like bikinis
I Want: An iHouse SmartFaucet
Keith Olbermann whiiiiines about waterboarding
The Show: Banging
Quote of the Day
Eliza Dushku & Lacey Chabert bring the wood
A Slapchop overdub
A moment with Thora Birch
Justyna Michalus is a name to know, also topless
Interlude: Let it be done
Mom gets surgery to look like daughter
Mandy Moore’s video features Chuck Liddell taking it in the rocks
The Pre-Party: Famous
Robots
DANICA PATRICK SHOWS OFF HER BIKINI BODY FOR SHAPE MAGAZINE
Cassie Sumner is about to do something really, really stupid
A moment with Vanessa Hudgens
Tony Danza is awesome
YOU STAY CLASSY COLUMBUS
Petra Nemcova has no need for your clothes
Top 10 reasons to envy the old
The After Party: Buzzed
EVENING DELIGHT WITH THE SEATTLE MIST
Gemma Merna in lingerie is wow, just wow
BLUE JACKETS FAN TACKLES OCTOPUS THROWER; CLAIMS TO BE INTERNET HERO
I Want: A Stile Bertone Mantide supercar
A 15 year-old girl in your backseat never turns out well
The Show: Exxxtreme!!!
Quote of the Day
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Summer Glau should always wear a belly shirt,
Mike Tyson: Hero to women
A moment with Rocio Guirao Diaz
Anna Friel proves that I need to get out more
Interlude: Sorry…
Auto-tuning the news
Potato gun baseball looks fun, dangerous as hell
The Pre-Party: Crazy
How to save the Earth
Kelly Brook makes our day better
Mel Kiper Jr. helps scout the females
A moment with Amanda Bynes
Zoe Salmon is slammin’ in FHM
WE LOVE DENISE RICHARDS FUNBAGS
Top 11 things I’ve learned from watching the NBA Playoffs on TNT
The After Party: Gone bad
Who the hell is Kellie Crawford?
I Want: A Novitech TuLesto supercar
Teacher sends kid home with bag of crap
The Show: Typical
Quote of the Day
LINDSAY SOTO LETS THE GIRLS OUT
Brooke Hogan and her rack are still messing with my mind/pants
This video is going to infiltrate your brain
A moment with Melissa Mikkelsen
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Lindsay goes to the eye doc, shows us her boobs
Interlude: Back to back to back to back
Couple hears gunshots and instead of calling 911…
CONTEST! Come up with a slogan for Ball Sparkles and win a prize!
Rock Band: Nirvana
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DANA ALLEN
The Pre-Party: Rise and fall
Lesbian construction worker clowns.
Sticking with the Bollywood theme: Koena Mitra in Maxim
A moment with Alektra Blue
10 FAIL PICTURES TO HONOR THE PISTONS PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT
Mallika Sherawat has amazing fashion sense
Top 10 songs for your funeral
The 30 worst moments in athlete camel toe
The After Party: Looks fun
A clever little Top Gun remake
Regiane Brunnquell is a name to know
I Want: A glass foosball table
The Show: Glamorous
Quote of the Day
Cheryl Tweedy + latex pants = OMG
FBI spies on teenage girls as they undress
A moment with Rebecca Gayheart
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Elle Macpherson does not wear a nipple ring
Interlude: That’ll fix things…
Google is good at helping my searches
Camera trick… can you figure out how he did it?
The Pre-Party: Sizzlin’
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH VOLLEYBALL BOOTIES
Bears + blond white girl never works out well
Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring
Snakes on a Plane's TV edit is interesting
A moment with Beyonce
LOU HOLTZ SHOULD BE ADMITTED
How about a little more Hungarian booty?
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI IN HER UNDERWEAR ON CHUCK
Top 12 signs that you are whipped
The After Party: A view
Debreczeni Zita might be the hottest woman in Hungary
I Want: A sniper rifle-equipped robo-copter
Being a squirrel is NUTTY
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
The Show: Magic
Quote of the Day
Emmanuelle Chriqui because she’s Emmanuelle Chriqui
A moment with Jaime Koeppe
Porn company wants Susan Boyle
Monica Sofia centerfolds the debut of Portuguese Playboy
Interlude: FBI
Miss BetUS April: Charity Hodges
Man bites snake, defeats it in battle
Mel Gibson’s Russian mistress’ super sexy music video
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH USC SONG GIRLS
Does she spit or swallow?
The Pre-Party: Grrrr
STUPID TIGER WOODS COMMERCIAL
The best subway band you'll ever see
Doutzen Kroes in lingerie, as it should be
A moment with Taya Chase
PLAYBOY NAMES UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI TOP PARTY SCHOOL
Ivanka Trump earning some of her own money
Top 10 fantasy sports killing managers
THE RICK PITINO EXTORTION MESS
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 04.18.09
Remember Sabrina? You will…
Stop being such a dick, Pac-Man
I Want: An A-Team Camaro
The Show: Very cool
Quote of the Day
Laura Vandervoort, sadly, not in a bikini, still looks good
A moment with Kelly Brook
Cheerleaders go to strip club, get coach fired
Alyssa Milano hawking her NBA gear
TEN SPORTS HEADLINES OF THE WEEK
Interlude: Provoked
Domino's is sorry for those assholes
Star Wars/MacGyver mashup? Sure, why not…
Claiming the inheritance
THE STANLEY CUP WITH HOT CHICKS
The Pre-Party: Crowned
I’ll say it again, Holly Madison is so much better single
A moment with Jaime Pressly
CAN YOU SAY CO** SUCKER ON LIVE TV?
Mandy Moore comes out of mothballs, still sexy
Top 12 trim tricks
Why dunking off the roof = Fail
The After Party: Bad ideas
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH FUTBOL WAGS
Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jordana Brewster sex up Maxim
Truck crashes through store, almost hits Grandma
I Want: A Cyberdyne exoskeleton
The Show: Writhing
Quote of the Day
Chanelle Hayes is naked the way Danielle Lloyd is naked
A moment with Maria Menounos
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Saved by the Bell is even more awesome bleeped
Miss Australia 2008 Laura Dundovic wearing clothes
Interlude: Thuggery
Babe streaking!
HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON YOU
The Pre-Party: Stunning
Bad idea, Cheerios
The end of the world
Hot or Not? Drew Barrymore
A moment with Izabel Goulart
Woman in ridiculous car chase
ISIAH THOMPSON HAD A BAD DAY
Introducing Janina Martig…
Top 10 upcoming Guitar Hero special editions
The After Party: Painful
CHEERLEADER CAMEL TOE
Kelly Brook in a bathing suit… need you know more?
I Want: A staircase with a slide
HEY I HEARD YOU LIKED SHAVED COOCHES
The Show: Cliche
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Evan Rachel Wood poses oddly, looks pretty good
Quote of the Day
A moment with Marisa Jara
This kid knows how to rock, eat
Katie Green has an amazing body, is topless
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH COURTNEY FRIEL
Interlude: Bail
AnnaLynne McCord in a swimsuit for OP
The Pre-Party: Knockout
Audi, you just got serrrrrrved
DID DETROIT NEWS WRITER MAKE UP A STORY ABOUT THE ANSWER?
Diora Baird is in Star Trek… in her underwear apparently
Jesus is a bit too picky
A moment with Heidi Montag
U of Texas professor condemns porn
Jesica Cirio’s butt is back
I HAVE A DREAM…
Top 12 ways to improve the NBA Playoffs
The After Party: Gruesome
I will never get tired of Irina Sheik in lingerie
I Want: A Tesla Roadster
The Show: Sparkles
This might be the funniest pic I've seen
Allure took more naked chick pics
Quote of the Day
A moment with Vanessa Minnillo
Wolha Antropawa has an unusual name, is hot
Jesus loves racist puppets
Interlude: Join the club…
Chick in a bikini blowing up a giant inflatable baseball
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DANIELLE LLOYD
The Pre-Party: Melting
Lindsay Lohan is looking for love
This is not what I had in mind…
Pocket knives
WALTER HERMANN CONTINUES TO DO WONDROUS THINGS
A moment with Sara Jean Underwood
POPULAR POSTS
Domino's seems delicious
Back on the Greek babe train with Anthia Panagiotaki
Top 10 signs your NFL team isn’t going to do well in the NFL Draft
The After Party: Badass
WTF did Cassie do?
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Natacha Peyre is ridiculous, damn near naked
I Want: A Honda Zeppelin
The Show: Perfection
The life of a Goomba
SERGIO GARCIA IS A WHINY DOUCHE; PICS OF AMY LEPARD CAMPBELL
Quote of the Day
Michelle Hunziker never, ever disappoints
A moment with Heather Starlet
Marijuana sales on the rise
And an Estonian babe gets on The Board!
Interlude: Aww…
The best scene Dollhouse will ever produce
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SARA BALLINT
The Pre-Party: Still in character
Prostitute beats guy up for not paying
Miranda Kerr. Victoria’s Secret. Pushup bras. Look.
ANDERSON VAREJAO HAS BALLS OF STEEL
A moment with Nina Roxanne
Oh Batman
Olivia Munn is an astronaut… or something
Fat lady versus polar bear ends how you'd expect
KENNY PERRY BLOWS THE MASTERS; DAUGHTER STILL HOT
Top 12 old-time MLB traditions that didn’t last
Contest! Win a great prize!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 04.11.09
Gaby Bo gives me a bonita
I Want: A cyborg eyeball
The Show: Rocking
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SEXY BUNNIES
Vida Guerra shows why she is semi-famous
Aww, poor kid
Quote of the Day
A moment with Shannon Sunderlin
Megan Fox. Cleavage. SSDD.
Nevada will not tax vagina sales
Interlude: Fake
56-inch boobs on the beach, part one
The Pre-Party: Zombies
Peeps know how to party
How did the Mario Bros get their jobs?
MAKE SMART DECISIONS ON OPENING DAY PLEASE
Take a minute and get to know Elise…
A moment with Anahi Gonzales
MIKE RIBEIRO WITH AN INCREDIBLE SHOOTOUT GOAL
Cop gets called a name, gets angry
Elsa Pataky is jaw-droppingly hot
Top 10 sports complaints that make you sound old
The After Party: Mainstream
JOHN DALY INVOKES HIS INNER KENNY POWERS
Meet Ivana Korak
I Want: Aqua Sounder Floating Speakerball
The Show: Somewhere safe
Kanye West is a gay fish
Finally… some more Abi Titmuss
Quote of the Day
A moment with Rose McGowan
Cuban gynecologists know how to sell cars
British boobie babes invade the Digital Spy Reality TV Awards
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DOUBLE VIKING HOTTIES
Interlude: Niice…
Korean baseball looks fun
ANGELS PITCHER, NICK ADENHART KILLED IN CAR ACCIDENT
What a sucky Easter egg hunt
The Pre-Party: Stupid
Diet water
FEMALE STREAKERS ON THE GOLF COURSE
Kellie Pickler knows how to dress
A moment with Anna Kournikova
I love French women named Laetitia
Mom kills son, self at shooting range
KIM KARDASHIAN TEACHES YOU 7 WAYS TO BEING A BASKETBALL FAN
Top 10 sports that I will never care about
The After Party: Touching
Karina Jelinek is a name to remember
I Want: A Bugatti Veyron Hermes supercar
The Show: See-through
SHAM-ow.
Quote of the Day
Remember Hope Dworaczyk? Yeah, she’s naked now
A moment with Nicole Scherzinger
HOLY SHIT, ZOMBIES IN NEW ORLEANS
Observing and reporting on Anna Faris
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DIORA BAIRD
Interlude: Blackjack!
Paola Perego & Elisabetta Gregoraci prove Italian TV is the best
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
The Pre-Party: Dominates
Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp
How to bore and excite a man
Who the hell is Francesca Chillemi?
ARE TIGERS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH YET?
A moment with Alexis Lopez
A camera has been strapped to an eagle
I’LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS….
Julianne Hough almost gave us a peek at the goods
Top 12 signs that you really haven’t been following baseball
The After Party: Untold
Get to know Sonia Vera
I Want: This KOS Faraway Pool
The Show: For porking
Clowns want to rape you…and make you pay for it
Quote of the Day
Hot or Not? Michelle Rodriguez
A moment with Melanie Brown
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH BRANDI PIERCE
Victoria Silvstedt doing what she does best: wearing a bikini
Eminem has a new music video
Interlude: Tasered
7-foot long, 250 pound Nintendo DSi made out of Legos
The Pre-Party: Scamming
Finally, an honest strip club ad
Jessica Simpson proves that her ass isn’t that fat
If TV science were more like real science
BUT IT’S JUST A TICKET STUB?
A moment with Jarah Mariano
Adriana Lima sells bikinis and lingerie… well…
Top 10 reasons why the NBA should let division winners choose their first round opponent
11 year-old girl charged with rape
The After Party: Get it?
I need to know more about Irena Ponaroshku
Camel gets hit by car, lives to…do more…cameling
I Want: An underground elevator garage
The Show: Painted
Quote of the Day
Kelly Monaco performs a ‘Peep Show’, stays clothed
A moment with Louise Glover
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ANNA KOURNIKOVA
TYLER HANSBROUGH’S MOM IS A MILF
Not a great way to handle a kid finding your porn
Sexy celebs make for sexy pinups
Interlude: Default
THE LIONS JINX CARRIES OVER TO BASKETBALL
Baby vs. Cat
Goofy teaches you how to play baseball
The Pre-Party: Extreme
Carla Gugino is so freaking hot
Oh, doctors
A moment with Madison James
Sara Jean Underwood will knock you on your ass
VIDEO-DURRELL SUMMERS DUNKS OVER STANLEY ROBINSON
Top 12 signs your favorite MLB team isn’t serious about winning
The Fast and the Bi-Curious
PIC OF THE WEEKEND
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 04.04.09
Is there anything better than hot sisters?
I Want: A Bugatti-designed blender
The Show: Rally
Howard Stern caller pranks Fox News
Roselyn Sanchez helps kids, my pants
A moment with Karen Carreno
Quote of the Day
Finally! A Chinese hooker rate card
Tila Tequila flashes her moneymakers
FULL CLIP OF PAUL DAVIS ON MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
Interlude: Forced
Jessica Biel practicing for her stripper role
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CARMEN ELECTRA
The Pre-Party: Braless
Mom drugs 13 year-old daughter so boyfriend can rape and impregnate her
Alessandra Ambrosio is not in a bikini or a bra; still looks great
A moment with Josie Zilli
Mermaids
The trailer for Bruno is out
Top 11 reasons why Jay Cutler had to leave the Broncos
Scarlett Johansson pops my cork
JOHAN FRANZEN’S AMAZING GOAL
The After Party: Targeted
TY LAWSON ALREADY GAMBLING IN DETROIT
Maria De La Fuente is spicy hot
I Want: My own telestrator
Boxing is not for everyone
The Show: Oily
Quote of the Day
Olga Kurylenko because she’s hot even when fully-clothed
A moment with Britney Spears
Your product is poorly named, sir
Carmen Electra makes for a sexy manniquin
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER ELLISON
Interlude: We’re talking ’bout retirement?
Cinematic Magic: Britney’s Candie’s commercial
The Pre-Party: Trolled
Who wants to see Keira Knightley get pummeled?
ER FINALLY SAYS GOODBYE
Audrina Patridge does something semi-athletic
A moment with Christina Milian
In honor of Guiding Light's cancellation
JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, DUDE
BORIS BECKER LOOKS REAL HAPPY
Alice Goodwin adds to our list of hot UK babes
The After Party: Self-inflicted
I THINK THIS GUY LIKES SHAWN JOHNSON
Filipa De Castro knows how to wear a bikini
UC San Diego will stomp on your dreams
I Want: A ping pong dining room table
The Show: Knockout
Quote of the Day
Cintia Dicker is going to be really famous some day
A moment with Estella Warren
DETROIT TIGERS SIT-UP PRANK
Oh hey there, Slutty Pikachu
Sarah Connor: Fall of the Bikini
Interlude: Slap Shot
The Monkees’ Daydream Believer: The Literal Version
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JESSICA BURCIAGA
The Pre-Party: Get it
This is not a sexy striptease
Freckles and sexiness
My wish came true… More Anna Taverner!
A moment with Heidi Klum
Now this is an April Fool's prank
NOW THAT’S A SHOOTOUT GOAL
Jennifer Ellison in her underwear is a good thing
TOM IZZO TAKES DIGGER PHELPS TO THE WOODSHED
Megan Fox shows us her pussy!