Babes: Jessica Alba at some gala.Video: Julia Roberts hearts The F Bomb.Babes: Gemma Merna bikini pictures.NSFW: Katie Price in a see-through dress.NSFW: Josie Maran in a topless photo shoot.NSFW: Penthouse Pets Nikki Rhodes & Ann Marie.NSFW: Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones and Danni Wells.Stuff: Popeye's runs out of chicken.NSFW: Gabriella has a perfect Brazilian body.Sports: Jose Canseco's Japane ...more.

Seriously, why don't more gymnasts go into modeling (or porn)? I mean look at this Ukrainian babe and two-time Olympic bronze medalist rhythmic gymnast Anna Bessonova and tell me you wouldn't like to see more super flexible, toned gymnastic babes in poses like this? ...more.

I really don't have a use for a TAC-15 tactical crossbow, I just think it'd be a cool thing to own. I mean I don't hunt and I am not an assassin so I'm not sure what I'd do with this. I suppose I could take stuff from my house and do some target practice. Hey, I still have an old, busted big-screen TV in my garage. How much does this thing cost again? $1,299.99??!! Guess I'll have to stick to my t ...more.

Saudi Arabia had a rare showing of logic in the case of women's (girls'?) rights by allowing an 8 year-old girl a divorce from her 47 year-old husband who didn't want to see her go...more.

Babes: Dukai Regina is the International Babe of the Day.Babes: Lingerie time with Veronika Zemanova.Babes: Tamara Mellon topless & loaded.Babes: Wake up with Green Underwear Girl.Stuff: Budding retro fashion trend we despise.NSFW: Another victim of milk - Kelly Madison.NSFW: Adele Stephens is not a real cop.NSFW: Playboy babe Brittany Retfosky.NSFW: Topless game show host.Babes: Hwang Mi Hee ...more.

Susan Boyle is a pig so it's only logical that her global emergence is closely followed by a Swine Flu outbreak, right? Makes sense to me and a pretty clever line at that. But England is up in arms over a junior minister making that crack on his Twitter.Thank goodness ministers are taking the swine flu outbreak so seriously. Or at least some of them are.Just as Gordon Brown was gravely anno ...more.

You know how they say every could has a silver lining. Well, I believe this silver lining is actually wearing a tight pink shirt. ...more.

SI swimsuit issue cover girl Bar Refaeli has been lying low since she hit it big, but Tuesday she made an appearance at something called the H&M Launch of the Matthew Williamson 2009 Spring Collection. No idea... Still, I felt it was an important enough event to warrant taking notice. Agree?More Bar Refaeli awesomness here and here. ...more.

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I know, rape is never funny. UNLESSSSS it's done by a dog on a grandma for 40 seconds while everyone in the family just stands there watching.It's very cute to watch when a dog does it (and you're not the victim), much less cute when it's a guy fresh out of jail named Chooch. I imagine he prefers to rape the elderly women primarily because they have the skin that most closely resembles Snaus ...more.

Courtesy of Larry Brown Sports is this clip from Atlanta Hawks Radio. Now I'm sure we've all heard our fair share of homerism from announcers, but this one trumps em all.Sounds like this guy isn't too fond of DWade.In fact, if for some reason, DWade gets hit with a pipe by a crazed Hawks fan before the next game, I think we'll know where to look...No, not you Tonya Harding.... ...more.

What is it that makes this look so good? Oh yeah, it helps if the woman pulling off this look has a face and a set of yams like Vanessa Minnillo. I guess I forgot that part in the headline. I probably should have included that part so as to ward off fatties trying to pull off this look. Eh, nevermind... go wild...More Vanessa Minnillo good stuff here and here. ...more.

Anybody got good suggestions for Maui? Heading over there on Monday....Are there nude beaches I should hit up? And by nude, I mean, I'm not going nude, I just want to see some hot European chicks that have no shame.Anybody?More pics of smokin hottie Christie Cavalli (Gorilla Mask)Melanie Collins/Erin Andrews workout at the same gym...fantasies galore (Busted Coverage)Maria Jose Lopez, Chilean WA ...more.

F1: Fans to be banned from Spanish Grand Prix over swine flu fears?HSBB: Swine flu forces Texas HS officials to halt sportsHSBB: Alabama, facing swine flu cases, shuts down high school sportsSOCCER: All 176 Mexican pro matches will be without fansMLS: David Beckham accused of cheating on PoshNFL: Michael Vick to leave federal prison camp May 20MLB: Book: A-Rod may have juiced in H.S., with YanksMM ...more.