Make no mistake, this video is f’ing hilarious. But I have a bit of a soft spot for this poor kid who’s tired of anonymous commenters calling him a homo.

Anonymous commenters on the Internet are kind of douchebags. Like they hate everything. “But Chris,” you ask innocently fearing my drunken rage, “You also hate everything. How are you different?” Well reader, great question I fictionally made you ask. I say this stuff on this site and I’m always accountable in the comments or here. I’ll always be here. But some ass named Jackoffcharlie on YouTube has no accountability, nothing to answer for, and often just trashes shit for the sake of it. Including this kid and his kind-of-gayness.

So in spite of the slings and arrows thrown ChristianU2Uber’s way, I offer him my friendship. You made me laugh, intentionally or not. You can throw a hissyfit for my amusement any time, kiddo.

[do the kid a favor and check out his YouTube page]