As a trained mixed martial artist (seriously, I dare you to punch me in the face…DARE YOU *assuming you’re not a large black dude ), I know fighting (and also colored belt selection). With that in mind, I can tell you that the mulleted gentleman in this video was not exactly prepared for this boxing match.

To call this “boxing” is a discredit to all of the kangaroos out there who have honed their craft under the careful tutelage of guys dressed like Crocodile Dundee with tasers and the willingness to torture a Kangaroo. To put up a fight this poor could only come from a guy whose trainer was Jodie Foster’s character in The Accused.

On the plus side, um…that is a rad mullet. And he didn’t knock himself out while climbing through the ring ropes or end up desecrating an Indian burial ground AND he got knocked out as though he were a preliminary opponent in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. So, those are pretty big wins comparatively.