Cops should have fairly thick skin with how criminals always go “Nyeah copper” or make pig noises. But apparently this cop has skin as thin as wax paper.

Yes, you just saw a grown man flip out over being called “crap” when his job is basically to take the insults and barbs of every asshole and criminal because it’s just one of the things that happens when your job is basically to tattle on people. Generally speaking, I have no problem with cops. A lot are dicks on a power trip, but even more are just guys trying to make a living who happen to be in one of the toughest careers around. They don’t really deserve the scorn they get but, with so many incidents like this one, a few bad apples can sour the bunch (if I may briefly speak like an elderly woman).

Anyway, make sure you don’t ever lightly tickle this guy or play keep-away with his hat. He’ll probably end up shooting you right in the guy and, on the police report, claim that you were a threat charged with “Being a big meanie.”