Via Explosm comes this fun look at dating in our crazy 21st century.

You know what’s gross? Snowballing. For those of you who are unaware or don’t often spend time looking for exciting things to do with semen, snowballing is the act of ejaculating into a partner’s mouth, then having them spit your jizm back into your mouth. So basically, all you’re doing is shooting your own waste into your mouth, but letting it warm up even more by getting it into someone else’s first. I don’t know if I had a point when I started this but all I’m saying is that if I have to ejaculate into my own, I’d prefer to not have an intermediary. I mean, I’d prefer not to do it at all first and foremost, but I’m sure there may come a time where I’m forced to at gunpoint or some sort of crazy punishment for a DUI.

Also why does it smell kind of bleachy? I don’t think I fed a washing machine lately. At least not the detergent part.