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Domino's is sorry for those assholes

By now you have to have seen the video of two Domino’s employees doing all sorts of awful things to food. And apparently, those two have now been arrested. So Domino’s has issued an apology that kind of made me laugh and I’m not sure why.

I know you’re the President and this is your business and whatever. But it seems kind of silly to get so worked up over the “hard work” of 125,000 people who…are making magical combinations of bread, cheese, and sauce and ultimately contributing to the fatlaziness of millions of Americans each day like they’re out curing cancer or ending world hunger. Don’t get me wrong, I love cheesy bread as much as the next guy, but if my passion in life were teenage assholes and their Heatwave bags, I’d probably want to stab myself in the eye with a breadstick.

Also what if I ordered farts on my salami or boogers on my cheese? Where am I supposed to get my contaminated deliciousness now? Not Domino’s, apparently. So I guess this is where my highly successful run of pizza fetish videos meets its untimely end.

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  • EVANS
    June 28, 2009
    #1

    LETTER OF DEMAND

    in nov. 2009, from americana 5 motel, in las vegas, nv, i ordered a thin crust pizza with olives from dominos pizza on decatur blvd. when i was eating it & i bit right into a “hard round black object” that looked just like an olive, and it chipped my tooth. they sent someone out to pick up the pizza and object. i talk to manager on duty that night, then i talk to a “marca (head manager)” the next morning. from that time up til now i placed many calls to marca and other store mangers and continued to attempt to make contact with upper management at the regional office. all to no-avail! each time i have got the run-around, and told to contact another person, whom every time gave me the same run-around.

    however, from time-to-time, i did find myself out of touch because some “minor” trouble, which has caused me to be away, unable to resolve this matter [if you know what i mean]. this provided them with some time, but the fact remain… it did happened, i informed them immediately, i talked to several people throughout the dominos franchise, and they still want to give me the run-around. they better be aware.., i refuse to go down without a helleva fight!

    now, i’m taking my fight directly to the media so that the public can get another unfortunate awakening about dominos pizza employees. yes, i’m sure there’s are many dominos employees whom would never do such a thing, but what about the employees that dressed my pizza with this foreign object that had no business on my pizza? then, was the employees who were putting booggers on pizzas. that’s real nasty! i was some what traumatized, mainly because at the time, i was staying in a motel and was forced to eat out. then, i ad no car, so before this incident i ordered out. then, afterwards, believe it or not.., i lost a lot of weight because i was paranoid by who was fixing my food, plus i had to spend additional money when i caught cabs to eat, which provided me with some relief.

    now, i want to conclude this matter a.s.a.p, “without” future courtroom litigation, which i’m ready and able to proceed if we can’t reach an “immediate” settlement satisfying interest of both parties. due to bad publicity that dominos been receiving regarding similar issues; where employees placing foreign objects in pizzas, i’m sure they’d wish to settle this matter out of court and eyes of media/public whom i will begin contacting if no “immediate” resolution.

    let’s get ready to rumble dominos, or I DEMAND that dominos settle up with me–immediately, i’m not greedy!

    if anybody else have complaints on food establishments, we have an obligation to inform thy neighbor. don’t you think so?

    Chipped tooth ex-dominos customer

    i was contacted last by one their excutives, seems like to give me another run-around. he promised he would get this resolved and that i would hear from some at the store i’m complaining on, to no avail. i haven’t heard anything. so i turn to the media again.

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