People working in fast food restaurants are pretty much the scourge of the Earth, regardless of what those McDonald’s training videos tell you. For further proof, take a look at this lovely video of Domino’s employees making Domino’s new HOT BAKED SANDWICHES!
Domino’s is an occasional advertiser on this site but, as a respectable journalist, I have to present the news to you in a timely fashion (usually coupled with a date rape or bigoted joke, just like CNN). This is pretty heinous and, if this is what they’re filming, I’m imagining that a Mediterranean sandwich full of pubes or a honey ham sandwich that literally got gangbanged isn’t too far behind off-camera. It takes a special kind of idiot to do these things to innocent people’s food just because you’re not smart enough to do something else with your life. Unless this somehow makes the sandwich more delicious, in which case, I’m not entirely sure why my food always tastes so bad.
On the other hand, it sounds like this is the South. It might be a delicacy to have someone farting on your salami. Who knows? When it’s socially acceptable to read Tori Spelling’s autobiography, I’m pretty sure anything goes.
UPDATE: Apparently there are even more videos of these idiots doing shit to Domino’s food. Some more added after the jump.
There are three others over at LiveLeak (aren’t embeddable for some reason but click on the menu on the top right).
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April 15, 2009
#1
Fake.
1) She’s trying way too hard to get attention. It gets blatant after 2:20 where she starts giving a double-scary! recap that they’ll be sent out on delivery to be _EATEN_ and what he’s done to them. Try less hard next time.
2) Unless they were trying to get fired/sued/arrested and/or cause some bad publicity against Domino’s and themselves, there’s no way they would record and upload that.
3) I eat Papa Gino’s anyway. Awesome pizza.
April 15, 2009
#2
I worked at a PapaJohn’s when I was in high school. During lunch hours, we offered free cheesesticks or breadsticks to employees who worked at the fellow businesses within our strip mall. One such toothless employee was always complaining that we weren’t making her order fast enough or big enough, etc. One of my co-workers finally had enough one day and loaded her cheesesticks with mucus. To our knowledge, she never noticed.
This is tame relative to what’s been put on people’s food, I know. And yes, this is nothing new, I’m sure it happens all the time. Still though I’d share my story, though.
April 15, 2009
#3
Bob, the video was uploaded by the original uploader and then taken down. Someone had grabbed it and put it back up. However, I’m with you, I’m starting to think the way that this went EVERYWHERE so quickly combined with the fact that the production is fairly well done for a YouTube video by two inbreds might mean this is a viral video by a competitor. Which would be brilliant, if not evil.
And Scott, I’m totally aware there’s worse out there. I’m not even totally against employees doing that to shitty customers. But random acts of salami farting are just wrong.
April 15, 2009
#4
Additionally I hear Papa Gino personally has sex with every pepperoni that comes into his store.