And Scott, I'm totally aware there's worse out there. I'm not even totally against employees doing that to shitty customers. But random acts of salami farting are just wrong.

This is tame relative to what's been put on people's food, I know. And yes, this is nothing new, I'm sure it happens all the time. Still though I'd share my story, though.

1) She's trying way too hard to get attention. It gets blatant after 2:20 where she starts giving a double-scary! recap that they'll be sent out on delivery to be _EATEN_ and what he's done to them. Try less hard next time.

2) Unless they were trying to get fired/sued/arrested and/or cause some bad publicity against Domino's and themselves, there's no way they would record and upload that.

3) I eat Papa Gino's anyway. Awesome pizza.