Strip clubs aren’t what I’d call the most honest places on Earth since they’re basically built around women who have no interest in you pretending you’re not a piece of shit for money and turning you on just enough to make not ejaculating to be a nuisance. Fortunately, one brave club is honest about what it offers.

But why stop there? I’m a marketer at heart and would love for Deja Vu to use some of my catchy, but truthful slogans. Here’s a couple more I whipped up to adequately convey the strip club experience.

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