How to bore and excite a man

Via Everyday People comes this comic about the relative idiocy of female body image problems.

069 How to bore and excite a man

This is pretty accurate. If you’re an attractive girl obsessing over a little bit of fat somewhere or how your ass looks too big, you’re just being silly. Your man or any man will love you all the same. But if you’re a fat slob of a woman, that’s not a body image issue. Unless you want to count “every mirror looking like a funhouse” as image-related. In which case, thanks for that pun, fatty.

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  1. Dorkus Malorkus says:

    The only useful thing I can ever remember reading in "Cosmo" magazine was along the lines of: No matter bad you feel about your body or a certain part of it, when you're naked with a man he is not going to care one tiny bit about the things you obsess over. He's just happy to be getting laid. I stopped reading the magazine years ago but I never forgot that.

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