As a young boy in grade school, I was forced to memorize famous speeches in history. Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg address, JFKs Inaugural speech, and Roosevelt’s speech after Pearl Harbor….
By far, the one speech I enjoyed more than any other was Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream speech”. While memorizing the words uttered in Washington that day, the teacher asked the class what our dreams were….
Most kids went on to say what profession they wanted to be when they grew up.
Astronauts, doctors, lawyers….
When my turn came up, I stood abruptly…With my head held high and a tear streaming down my face, I spoke of the one dream, the one thought, the one aspiration I had in my life…..
“I want to have hot women from Playboy scream my name over and over”.
Well, today, after years of futile attempts, years of calls to Hugh Hefner, years of security removing me from the Playboy Mansion….my dream has come true….
Much thanks to my good friends at Yardbarker for making this happen.
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April 15, 2009
#1
How’d you get your sisters’ friends to do that?
April 15, 2009
#2
my greatest internet acheivement
April 15, 2009
#3
Too bad the girl that said “World of Isaac” is the girl at the end of the video that said “I’ve never even heard of blogging.”
April 15, 2009
#4
false
April 15, 2009
#5
she’s not the sharpest tool in the box, but hey, she works for playboy and she screamed my name…
Im not going to complain
haha
April 15, 2009
#6
In my list of heros your right up there with: Superman, Peter Griffin, Homer, Emile and of course Edward (God rest his soul).