I have to admit that I’m not up on Bollywood cinema fare quite as much as I claim at my curry tasting parties, but maybe I should be. Take a look at this clip from some movie that I hope is satirical but probably isn’t of the Baddest Man to Ever Film a Fight Scene in India.

I try to work out, take mixed martial arts, all in the hopes that I can one day be the baddest man to ever live. But clearly I’m losing in the genetic lottery because this guy looks as though he got off a four day lard bender and still he’s flipping guys through car windshields like it was nothing. I’d like to see him tackle other difficult physical endeavors, like sloppily dunking over LeBron James or entering into one of those strongman competitions.

India’s got a good idea though. This is how we could singlehandedly boost the American automotive industry…you have this guy come over here and just start cleaning house, throwing various people through car windshields and, as people have to replace more and more cars through insurance, boom! Economy saved. But the FAT CATS in Washington would have you believe no sound economic growth comes from pudgy Indian men throwing people through glass but I say they’re not throwing them hard enough! Enough with the politics as usual, DC!