I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What’s that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you!

Man that’s awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I’m a puppet with a headdress and you’re allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish (zombie perhaps?), we can all unite under our hatred for the Latino puppet. Oh, here he is. Um, yeah Jose, good to see you. Yeah, you can love Jesus too, I guess. Whatever. That guy’s still a dick. And I’m pretty sure he stole my puppet hubcaps.

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