Chris Brown assaulted a woman, we’ve pretty much beaten that point into the ground like it was Rihanna. But damn it this story can’t rest until legendary feminist icon Mike Tyson gets his say, particularly with his documentary called Tyson starts hitting theatres this weekend.

That is true, Chris Brown is young. I remember when I was young. Now, I like watch TV or go get dinner but, back then, I didn’t have hobbies, so I’d just punch Rihanna and bite her face. See? Just one of those things you do with immaturity.

Really though, taking advice on how to treat a lady from Mike Tyson is roughly the equivalent of..taking advice from Mike Tyson on how to treat a lady. There’s actually no more absurd scenario I can conjure up than that. I’d probably learn more on how to treat a lady from my cat’s litter box than Mike Tyson. Oh litter box, you have all the answers. Also the cat feces. Both those things.

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