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NASCAR seems safe

More from Chris Spags

Granted, I’m a pretty great driver because I’m not a woman or an Asian person, but I’m a bit perplexed as to how exactly this could happen to Carl Edwards during a NASCAR event Sunday. Skip to :20 in for the goodness.

I think Carl Edwards must have gotten confused. Cars work on land, not through the air. I often get those two confused too.

I wish I were a redneck. I imagine things would be so much more entertaining. Cars going ’round in circles, Larry the Cable Guy, wheeeee! If you gave a Southerner a 2×4 with a nail on it and a bag of marshmallows, they’d probably event the hottest new hillbilly hobby. In fact, perhaps I could make it for them and then sell it. I don’t think they have much money, but man, I’m going to be knee deep in gator meat, meth, and incest as soon as my new game hits the market.

  • FupDuckTV
    April 27, 2009
    #1

    I don’t think rednecks have computers. You are safe from retaliation. Go fast, turn left….. losers!!!!

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