Every man has a cache of porn somewhere. And it’s embarrassing when it gets found. But here’s a pro-tip on how NOT to handle that situation.

A Tampa man is in jail after police say he tortured a 10-year-old relative because she found his stash of pornographic movies.

Tampa police said they received an anonymous tip that 36-year-old Moslim Al Assadi tied the girl’s hands behind her back and forced her into a partially filled bathtub where he dunked her head under water several times.

The girl’s siblings watched the incident. They said she turned blue while being dunked in the water. Tampa police detectives along with child protection investigators went to the home Thursday and removed the victim and two other children.

I’m shocked that a man of Muslim descent would be so awful to a young woman. Here I was, thinking that they had a culture of respect and admiration for women instead of savage degradation but, man, my worldviews have been turned entirely topsy turvy. I haven’t seen such shoddy treatment of a woman by a Muslim man since that time a woman dared show her whorish wrists to a stranger. The vats of acid were totally necessary.

Usually when a young girl is dipped into a bathtub like this and it has something to do with porn, it’s a kinky Japanese production. And it’s usually not bath water. So, it could be worse.

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