Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the trials and tribulations of doctoring.

Extravagant pranks are relatively socially acceptable on April Fool’s (though if your prank involves a can, a pop-up snake, and a complete lack of irony, you may want to off yourself). But if you do a really elaborate prank with characters and phone calls and misleading several people, you’re pretty much an awful person or Dennis the Menace. And Dennis the Menace was kind of a cunt, so I don’t know that you’d want to be him. Seriously, if my wife and I spawned that little dick, I’d probably end up drunkenly uttering the words “diseased womb” uncomfortably at family dinners more than people can handle. Until she ends up stabbing me in my sleep. Yeah. Dennis the Menace is a much less whimsical comic/cartoon when you think of it like that, isn’t it?