Rarely do I see a YouTube video and actually laugh out loud; years of watching countless things has made me jaded, like a porn star seeing ample genitals. But this ad for the toy, Baby Wee Wee, will make you lose your mind.

That is exactly the same thing that happens to me whenever scratches my belly. I just lose control and, within seconds, something splashes someone in the face. It’s like sitting front row at Sea World.

I’m not quite sure how this is a toy. No one gets any joy out of getting a blast to the face. At least, no one I’ve dated. I suppose my diet of spoiled sandwiches and roadkill probably isn’t helping the flavors and consistency much though. Damn toy babies. Always one step ahead, aren’t you?