Nobody ever said taking strange penises for money would be easy. For example, see this prostitute and her quest to get money from an equally drunken business associate.

I make a lot of jokes here but it may shock you to learn I’ve never actually sold my body for money or drugs. Videos like this one are why. You can’t just go into business selling your body and expect it to work out. That’s what pimps are for. They’re not doing this for their own health or even the money. They’re doing it because, damn it, they care. Some people save lives, others force women into selling their bodies for money and beat up those who do not provide the money in exchange for the aforementioned sex. Different strokes for different folks, I say.

[Ed. note: LiveLeak's version wasn't working but Break's is. What now, liberal media?]