No matter how hard a presumably-gay man tries to dance with you, biting off his nose and saying your “inner cannibal came out” doesn’t make it okay. I guess unless you were nice and gave the gay guy a handjob first. That seems like it’d balance out your faux pas.

A convicted nose-biter says his inner cannibal got the better of him during a bar brawl on Whyte Avenue two years ago.

Zacharie Morrison, 23, told a psychologist earlier this year that when he saw an older man grab a girl on the dance floor that night, he stepped in to defend her. He said the man adopted “gay tactics” and tried to dance with him, but then grabbed him by the throat.

“The cannibalist in me came out, I bit his nose,” Zacharie Morrison, 23, told a psychologist earlier this year. “It was really frightening for me.”

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