This is a longer one, but there are so many fun quotes I couldn’t take it. Some old broad apparently likes to yell REALLY LOUDLY during sex since she’s racked up dozens of complaints from neighbors. The complaints below are pretty funny to read.

A woman has been fined £200 for disturbing neighbours with her noisy sex sessions.

Caroline Cartwright was found guilty of breaching an abatement notice served on her after 25 complaints to police about her romps with husband Steve.

The 47-year-old denied the latest five charges but was convicted after Sunderland magistrates listened to recordings of the loud lovemaking. She was due to be given an Antisocial Behaviour Order (Asbo) today at magistrates’ court.

Environmental Health placed recording equipment in the flat next door to the couple’s house in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

The Cartwrights’ neighbour, Rachel O’Connor pressed a button on the machine every time she was disturbed by noise from next door.

She said: “It is sounds of a sexual nature, really loud, a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain.

“It comes from both parties, the man and the woman.”

Ms Smith lived in the flat with her newborn baby but told the court she moved out because she “couldn’t take it any more”.

She said: “I started hearing a disturbing noise about February/March 2006.

“I contacted next door to say I could hear something and I had a little boy and it was waking him up.

“She said she would move the bed and keep it down, but it got really bad about March time which is when I left.”

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