JayPinkerton.com created the BRILLIANT fake Spiderman comics which, to this day, might be one of my favorite things I’ve EVER seen on the Internet. So I just found out he did something similar for Superman and it’s awwwwwesome.

Superman had a pretty shitty life. At least as far as a guy who can fly and shoot rays out of his eyes and see through women’s clothes and who’s innately jacked could have a shitty life. He was abandoned and grew up with a couple of elderly people raising him and never got laid because his jizm would blow a load through any woman’s cervix and his job seemed kind of shitty too. I think he secretly wore that shitty disguise of glasses and a vest in the hopes that it was such an obvious disguise that people would see him and go, “Oh, you’re Superman,” so he could be like, “Noooooo, get outttttt” and blush. I’m onto your tricks, alien.

Check out the comics here. Seriously worth the 10 minutes you’ll spend, without question.