Via Explosm comes this important lesson about how you can be a helpful man and how you can be, well, less helpful.

I understand the difference, but I also think that I need to be compensated for fixing your pipes. Maybe a little bit of fixing my pipes in return, if you know what I mean. I can’t do handywork on them all by myself, if you catch my drift. It takes someone special to be able to get this pipe going, if you get what I’m saying. I’m referring to my genitals. And the process of producing ejaculate by rapid stroking of my genitals. This is how my negotiations for handjobs at the Mentally Disabled Clinic typically go.