Via Pencils at Dawn comes this comic about the delicious revenge the Penguin is due to extract on that Batman we hear so much about.

Batman is kind of an asshole if you really think about it. He’s rich and probably pretty smug and unbearable in most situations. So what if he punched some guy in clown makeup in the face once so my wallet didn’t get stolen? He didn’t do it because he cares about me or anything, he just did it because some criminal killed his parents and facefed them or something in an alleyway. Plus he doesn’t even have superpowers. He’s just some angry dude who worked out a lot. So Batman, if you ever stop being fictional, you’ve made a powerful enemy my friend. A powerful enemy indeed.