In my usual daily searches for handsome men stripping, I came across this video. This is how not to give a sexy pole dance for your whore girlfriend who has a stripper pole in your bedroom.

This is why you leave the stripping to the professionals. Sure, you might be athletic or even sexy. But there’s years of daddy hating, self-loathing, and awkward blowjobs being given to Persian men with their club shirts unbuttoned while you smell their swampy balls and old spice cologne that really make the strippers able to do what they do. It’s a mental game. Hunger for money and hating to look at yourself in the mirror are basically the equivalent of being tall and jumping high in the NBA.