I just watched this about five minutes ago and can’t get the terrifying visual of this man singing “Pretty Woman” and dancing along. Judge for yourself.
There’s no question in my mind that this is the last thing a hooker or two has seen before her untimely demise. Just this creep there, stroking his withering strands of hair, sharpening a blade and dancing like Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs. I don’t think I’ve ever been so horrified by a person in a video doing something relatively normal as I am by this. Other than that David after the Dentist kid. He’s definitely mugging me for money for crack or meth at some point in the not-too-distant future.
You can terrify yourself with more videos of this guy doing the same thing to other songs at his YouTube channel.


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April 23, 2009
#1
hahaha! Daaaamn, you have a point about the hooker thing. He probably has a dungeon back there, he reminds me of the guy in Silence of the Lambs. “Shut up and put on the lotion!”
April 23, 2009
#2
Not too surprising, but he’s a registered sex offender in FL. Check it out:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=2530
April 23, 2009
#3
Yeah, I’m clearly shocked. Slightly surprised it didn’t involve kids though, to be honest. He’s definitely got a molesty vibe.