Our friends at Buzzfeed unearthed this 1998 video of Tony Danza being recorded before he was supposed to go on air with a local news program via satellite. The results are hiiiiighly entertaining.

He’s totally right. The local news tends to be sensational garbage filled with morbid stories, worthless segments about local nonsense, and anchors who actually know nothing about journalism. He’s TONY DANZA. You know whom he starred on Who’s the Boss with? JUDITH LIGHT. AND THAT GAY BOY. AND ALYSSA MILANO…do you think it’s easy to take loads from every athlete who’s ever held a baseball bat? No, you wouldn’t know that, would you newsy. So you just put your fat chin down when you’re kind of embarrassed about how Tony Danza just basically owned your profession and shut your mouth.

Unrelated because I’ve never actually had a reason to link this here, but here’s a picture of Tony Danza nude with his huge Italian johnson flopping around (NSFW obviously). There. Now you can’t unknow that. You’re welcome.

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