by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com
12) When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can’t bring themselves to order
11) You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat
10) You look both ways before passing gas
9) The mother and father like you, since you are so damned cute and harmless
When you say you need to stay at work late, you stay at work late
7) You have secret e-mail addresses, Facebook accounts and computers
6) You get an allowance
5) When you are together, they drive, work the remote and tells you when you’ve had enough
4) You refer to your time with your friends as “bonding”
3) You’ve been to an Ikea for something more than disposable student furniture
2) Someone forwarded this to you, and
1) It made you angry
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
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Sexy Female Athletes 
April 21, 2009
#1
13) When she won’t let you put porn mags and an ashtray for cigars on her back during sex
April 21, 2009
#2
In all seriousness, here’s the most whipped man in the world and he’s on video. You’ll see him at the :08 mark of the clip:
http://hdnet.blip.tv/#1920130
Yep…he BOUGHT HIS OLD LADY FRONT ROW TICKETS TO SEE ALANIS MORRISETTE AND IS ACTING LIKE HE ENJOYS IT!! Even more disturbing–he may have had his self esteem and masculinity eroded to the point where he’s convinced himself that the really does enjoy it…someone should have a telethon for men like this…