In response to the Internet’s obsession with bacon, pigs are taking to germ warfare to stop the massacre. Here’s everything you need to know about how the swine flu came to be in one single photo.

If you’re actually worried about the swine flu, here’s a Q and A from CNN to ease your fears. You know what else would ease your fears? Not having unprotected sex with pigs. But I think you already knew that. Sometimes what’s wrong just feels so right.

Ever since I saw “Babe: Pig in the City” I knew that they were up to no good. Why does a simple country pig need to go into the city unless he’s got bad intentions. Not to be confused with baaaah’d intentions, which is when a sheep attempts to date rape you.

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