In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this…oh. That’s a human. Well then. This..human, really?…human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald’s.

She made history as the fattest ever mother of triplets, weighing in at 40 stone.

But far from ensuring her babies don’t go the same way she did, Leanne Salt is happy to admit feeding them junk food, including fish and chips and McDonald’s meals.

Yesterday the 24-year-old – still dangerously overweight at 30 stone – told of her approach to motherhood which doctors say is certain to leave them facing health problems.

‘They were six months old when they had their first McDonald’s,’ she said. ‘They had chicken nuggets and chips and loved it.

‘They like fish and chips too, but I take the batter off the fish, so I guess that’s healthy.’

Miss Salt’s immense weight meant the safe delivery of her triplets – daughters Deanna and Daisy, and son Finlee – last August was a major challenge for medics.

It took a 68-strong team and a bill for the NHS of £200,000, including a specially-built operating table for her Caesarean section.

Just for the record, 30 stone is about 420 pounds in our American weight and 68 people on the team in England equates to about 38 people here and five midgets. You realize how much effort that is? There have been wars that have been fought with less people. All to deliver more genetically inferior savages who’ll diabetes-it-up until they end up in an early grave too. Great usage of time and money and tubs of grease and reinforced steel and tongs designed for use with cows going into early labor and tarps to keep the floors clean of her “body gravy.”

Let’s just get these kids a spot on Maury and a shirt that’s entirely too small for their first birthday. The first words of the children being “I do wha I wan” doesn’t seem too far out of reach, now does it?

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