Idiotic 911 calls are the new hotness. Take a listen to this clip of a Texas woman who didn’t get enough shrimp for her liking at a local Chinese food place.

A woman called 911 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant.

Haltom Citypolice on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, “to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?”

The customer also says: “He didn’t even put extra shrimp in there.”

Restaurant workers say the woman had been denied a refund after leaving with her order, then returning to complain.

Cook June Lee says nothing was wrong with the meal, and that “some customers are happy. Some are not.”

Not quite as amazing as the woman calling 911 after not being given McNuggets, but it’ll do.

It’s simultaneously so gratifying and so annoying to hear retards like this woman wasting 911’s time with calls like this. 911 is not a concierge, made to handle all life’s inconveniences you’re too lazy to take on yourself. In fact, most 911 calls should feature one of the following:

1) Someone impaled
2) Someone yelling “OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE, I’M ON FIRE” in the background
3) Person lying on floor twitching

In fact, the only way I could see a lack of shrimp being worth a 911 call is if you were poisoned by some terrorist attack and somehow were planning on MacGuyvering an antidote out of shitty Chinese food shrimp. In which case, I applaud your courage and sacrifice for our nation. Ah American ingenuity, what can’t you do?

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