Archive for May 2009
CONTEST! Win one of three great prizes!The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.30.09
Angelica Carrera is of Hawaiian/Puerto Rican descent
I Want: Awww, yeah… my very own Bat Signal!
The Seinfeld porno sure looks like it, uh, exists
The Show: Probably fake
Quote of the Day
Vida Guerra is like a less famous Kim Kardashian
A moment with Joanna Prus
Pizza man rescues woman from rapey abductor
Who the hell is Lianka Gryu?
Interlude: Preach, JoePa…
Alex Trebek is a souse
Street Fighter: The Later Years
Peanut butter loves jelly
The Pre-Party: Games
So which of these is she fucking first
Jodie Marsh will rip parts of your body off
A moment with Ashley Tisdale
Elena Gheorghe is a hot chick with guns
Top 10 least-loved 2009 MLB promotional giveaways
The After Party: Bargain
Kimberley Jones is nice
Prison guard gets knocked up by inmate, arrested for rape
I Want: This gizmo to find my car in the parking lot
The Show: Spawned
Quote of the Day
Natasha Marley is one hot female
Burger King is so healthy
A moment with Charlotte Thomson
Sofia Campos is a name to remember
Interlude: Grasping something…
Photos show rape and torture of Iraqi prisoners
Olivia Wilde’s GQ photo shoot video is good
The Pre-Party: Long, sexy
Shetland Pony
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ANNA RAWSON
Girls play the piano from Big really well
THE BIRDMAN GETS POSTERIZED BY SHANNON BROWN
Charlotte Gainsbourg is my new favorite woman
SEVEN DEADLY SINS TEST
A moment with Maria Menounos
Elisha Cuthbert’s outtakes are better
RED WINGS FAN CLASSES IT UP WITH THE FINGER
Top 10 approaching ethical crises in sports
The After Party: Horrific
Tanya Andriyash makes it alllll better
Japan plays Capture the Flag…with nipples
I Want: A 400-disc Blu-ray changer
The Show: Exciting
Quote of the Day
More Moon Bloodgood is always good
Irish woman's Facebook photos sabotage political career
A moment with Rachel Stevens
Who the hell is Maria Laura Mederos?
Interlude: Interesting…
Miss BetUS May: Mary Riley
I really need to start attending some yoga classes…
This guy's gymnastics skills are unreal
The Pre-Party: Up a notch
Where do Gremlins come from?
Megan Fox did a press conference, photo shoot
Man goes to jail for tattooing 3 year-old son
A moment with Mary Mays
Julie Henderson looks familiar, hot
MORNING LINKS
MAGIC WIN DESPITE ONE OF THE MOST HORRENDOUS CALLS IN NBA HISTORY
The After Party: Science
Oh my… Emily Scott is… whoa…
Stripping game leads to 14 cars being damaged
I Want: A Darth Maul BMW M3 Coupe
The Show: Cozy
Quote of the Day
Miss Great Britain happened…
Kermit and Cookie Monster do shit
A moment with Sara Jean Underwood
I reeeallly like Jessica-Jane Clement
Interlude: Being Manny…
Is the safety car supposed to do that?
Gilette tells you how to shave your pubes
The Pre-Party: The dark side
How to turn an enemy into a friend
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Katy Perry forgot her shirt
A moment with Erin Normoyle
Catarina Jardim gets us up on a post-holiday morning
COMPUTER MALFUNCTION
Top 12 ways to get a small child through an MLB game
Carl’s ultramarathon training session
JOHAN FRANZEN IS SICK OF PATRICK KANE’S MOUTHGUARD
Memorial Day Salutations
Top 10 historical lays
Vitor Meira races on two wheels at Indy
UFC 98 review: Evans vs. Machida & Hughes vs. Serra videos
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.23.09
THE NHL IS A JOKE
UFC 98 betting preview
Marjorie De Sousa’s calendar warms things up
WEEKEND LINKS WITH SARAH MICHAELS
I Want: The Beer Submachine Gun
The Show: I don’t know
Damn, Doutzen Kroes is a babe…
The rockingest local furniture around
A moment with Yesica Toscanini
Blake Lively keeps on cranking it up
Interlude: Awesome
You got your porn into my yoga
Microsoft’s REAL vision of the future…
The Pre-Party: All it takes
Watermelon
Megan Fox in 2007 is better than anything else I’ve got today
What a depressing child aspiration
A moment with Clemson’s Alexandria
WHAT ARE THESE CELEBRITIES THINKING AT THE LAKERS GAME?
Victoria Silvstedt is distracting
RIP HAMILTON SUES FORMER MANAGER JOSH NOCHIMSON FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS
Top 12 sports figures I can’t explain to my kid
The After Party: Pop
Patricia Conde is Spanish, amazing
I Want: A chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren
Ugly woman fired for not wearing make-up and being ugly
The Show: Just sexy
Quote of the Day
Evangeline Lilly is dominating Cannes
A moment with Arielle Kebbel
I love you, Relaxed Hitler
Eliza Dushku’s legs helping her stay relevant
FORMER PISTON BOB SURA SUES GM
Interlude: Hot water
CLETE THOMAS HAS SOME HOT FANS
This Subway employee is an idiot
I had no idea Greg Brady was so gangsta
The Pre-Party: Cuffed
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH KARA DIOGUARDI
Avocados
Kim Kardashian pretends to be athletic
A new way to sedate your kids
A moment with Shimrit As
YOU ASKED FOR THAT CLEVELAND
Amazin’ Amie has an Amazin’ Ass
Top 10 live poker player types
The After Party: High speed
What if the stock market were a blaxploitation film?
Jeanene Fox is Rick Fox’s super hot sister
I Want: The Mitsubishi WD-82737 82-Inch, 3D-Ready TV
The Show: Looking good
Quote of the Day
Bar Refaeli, because she’s Bar Refaeli
Student uses snake as jump rope
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
A moment with Lais De Leon
So yeah, another hot chick from Hungary
The Helen Keller Simulator
Interlude: Smart…
Bikini babe backflip Fail
The Pre-Party: Nice
THAT’S NOT JULIE ANDREWS
Condiments
Hayden Panettiere in a bikini and cowboy hat is alright
Kiefer Sutherland is good at sobriety
MIKAEL SAMUELSSON’S OVERTIME GOAL
A moment with Raven Riley and Kate
REALLY MARK JACKSON?
Meet Miss World Boxing Council: Oksana Semenisina
Top 10 reasons why David "Big Papi" Ortiz is struggling this year
The After Party: Stacked
Sandra Vidal looks like a party
This confirms what I think of Southerners
I Want: This special Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
The Show: Pranked
Quote of the Day
Ashley Olsen bras it up
A moment with Adriana Karembeu
Bikini'd harlots invade NYC
Olivia Wilde sexes up GQ
Interlude: Dear Lord, no… oh, thank you…
Parenting can be quite confusing
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MARIA VERCHENOVA
Olivia Munn FTW
The Pre-Party: Incredibly slutty
Spider bites
I LOVE BAYSIDE VIDEO
Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXVII
The white trashingest car chase ever
A moment with Miley Cyrus
GUESS THE TENNIS STAR?
Giorgia Wurth with a snake
Top 10 benefits of the Celtics being eliminated
The After Party: Looking hot
I need to know more about Paula Morales
I Want: The Dynamic Lamp
The Show: Cherry Pie
Quote of the Day
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Something is very, very wrong here…
Words cannot legally express what I think of these pics
A moment with Emma Roberts
Terminator: Salvation is popular with hot women
Interlude: Duck, woman!
Okay, this is just adorable
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH URSULA VARGUES
I have found my next wife
The Pre-Party: A-list
Think of the children
RUSSEL BRAND’S FRIEND CAUGHT PICKING HER NOSE
Elsa Pataky, because she’s Elsa Pataky
Well, this is going to win his chick back
3 THINGS KOBE IS THINKING IN THIS PICTURE
A moment with Hilary Duff
More Julianne Hough at the Maxim party
Top 10 stages of sports gambling degeneracy
Top 10 tips to get cheap heat from sports fans
My new MMA obsession: Kerry Vera
CONTEST! Win one of three prizes!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.16.09
Lucilla Agosti is Italian, need I say more?
Oh you racist Nikon camera, you
I Want: An MT900 GTR XX by Mosler
The Show: Super
Quote of the Day
Gemma Atkinson is better single, in lingerie
A moment with Anna Burns
Busty mannequin gets more customers for BBQ place
The Cruz sisters have been busy
Interlude: And?
These basketball tricks are obscene
Gina Carano lays the smack down on an editor
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CHRISTINA STEFANIDI
Piggyback rides
The Pre-Party: Titillating
Beyonce in a bikini… sorta…
The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww
A moment with aspiring bikini model Taylor
Eva Herzigova looks good in black and white
BYE BYE DUCKS
Top 10 most annoying sports fandoms
The After Party: Fishy
Time for some racism!
Good to see Danielle Lloyd almost naked again
I Want: A 600hp Maserati GranTurismo S
The Show: Exposed
Quote of the Day
Mariana Diarco is mostly undressed
A moment with Natalia Cruz
It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever
Minka Kelly does some stretching
THE BIG BANG THEORY LOVES SNUGGIES
Interlude: Fancy
A FINAL GOODBYE TO CHUCK DALY
Cop kicks perp in head, high fives colleague on video
Heidi Montag’s new music video is great (with the sound off)
Ugly tie
The Pre-Party: Iced down
RONALDO CONFUSED ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini because I have to
Best magic trick EVER
A moment with Kim Kardashian
Kastyn Reid did Vanity Fair in her lingerie… now who is she?
Top 10 moves to increase MLB attendance
The After Party: Massive
Kate from Jon and Kate Plus 8 knows what's up
Remember Victoria Vanucci? You will…
I Want: This Louis Vuitton trunk
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Quote of the Day
The Show: All class
Charlize Theron cleans up well
And they say blondes are dumb
A moment with Nell McAndrew
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Introduce yourself to Catarina Gouveia
Interlude: Go away already
Bert and Ernie are badasses
Man sees wife having sex with friend on porn DVD
The Pre-Party: Useful
Your DNA sucks
I really, really like Vanessa Hudgens
NIEDERMAYER ELBOWS DATSYUK AFTER GAME
STAN VAN GUNDY RELEASES STATEMENT
A moment with Famke Jansen
Paulina Kostagiou brings us back to Greece
I’M BACK
Top 10 train wrecks that I want to see in a so bad it’s good SportsCenter competitor
7 real-life women you’d need to survive on the LOST island
The After Party: Fun
The most sexual harassmentastic judge around!
Dominka Paleta is in my Hot 100
I Want: A Martin Jetpack
Quote of the Day
The Show: Ready for action
Jesse Jane in a bikini is… OMG, look at those funbags…
Megan Fox wants lesbian sex with Scarlett Johansson
A moment with Carmen Electra
Suzanne De Jong looks good in lingerie
Interlude: Idiot…
Pimping seems easier than previously thought
Jessica Biel’s stripper scene from Powder Blue
MENSA sucks
The Pre-Party: Awkward
Awww yeah… Leighton Meester in a bikini
This elephant ride seems fun
A moment with Ana Lúcia
Maxim’s Hot 100 is sexy, dubious
Top 10 referee moments from the NBA Playoffs
The After Party: Falling out
Another hot Russian… Yulia Snigir
The old Star Trek fight scenes kind of blow
I Want: A carbon fiber wristwatch
The Show: Over the top
Quote of the Day
FIRST PITCH FAIL
Afternoon Delight With Ivanka Trump
Holy frijole, Emmy Rossum is hot
MAMMARIES MONDAY
A moment with Marilia Moreno
Aspiring rapper robs store with BB gun for "street cred"
BIG BABY DAVIS PUSHES FAT KID
Moon Bloodgood done good
Interlude: Whoops
The search for biggest Internet creep, with iced tea
MLB Catch of the Year?
The Pre-Party: At it again
Cosmopolitan
Bar Refaeli doing what she does best
The Penistron will provide you with sex
A moment with Julia Roberts
Lyasan Utyasheva would make for a nice Russian bride
Top 10 conclusions from the Manny Ramirez suspension
CONTEST! Win one of three prizes!
Goodbye Chuck Daly And Thank You
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.09.09
Karla Gomez can’t seem to keep her clothes on
High school uses surveillance to watch girls make out
I Want: A GTA Spano
The Show: Classy
Quote of the Day
Laura Drzewicka has a few good things going for her
The search for Internet's biggest creep continues
A moment with Shania Twain
Brooke Hogan turned 21, looks 41
Interlude: Yeah, that’s it…
Man's van offering "Free Candy" not received well
Italian TV comes through for us again
Afternoon Delight With Julie Michaels
The Pre-Party: Seduced
Movie posters
There Is No Crying In Sports
Julianne Hough walked her dog
Gentleman caught jerking it in car
A moment with Elisandra Tomacheski
Kelly Ripa in a bikini: Day 4
Top 10 signs that you’ll never make it to the start of the NFL season
The After Party: Naughty
7/11 employee thwarts robbery with dolly
Remember Sugey Abrego? You will…
I Want: The PD-100 Black Hornet nanocopter
The Show: Licked
Quote of the Day
Kelly Brook returns to the lad mags
Early 90s British kids are badass
A moment with Karla Spice
V magazine did a swimsuit issue, sort of…
Interlude: Uh oh…
Guy makes his own Wolverine claws that actually work
Finally, a real beauty contest
Toledo – Detroit Connection In Point-Shaving Scandal
The Pre-Party: Strong, strange
Why is T-rex so sad?
Afternoon Delight With Sarah Silverman
Blake Lively has got it goin’ on
My Little Pony: The Movie
A moment with Anne Hathaway
Kelly Ripa Bikini Watch Day 3
Top 12 ways to fake an interest in the NHL Playoffs
The After Party: Urban
Megan Fox did Elle
I Want: A Konigseder-tuned Porsche Carrera GT
The creepiest man on the Internet has been crowned
The Show: Gorgeous
Quote of the Day
Former Miss Australia Laura Dundovic knows fashion, bikinis
A moment with Rosalia Verne
The recession will not affect MY urination
Rita Frazão is an actress
Interlude: WAG fight!
Kiss Will Come Back To Cadillac, Michigan If You Want Them To
Brazilian model falls hard on her ass
Clete Thomas Productive In 2009 Tigers Debut
WINGS LOSE ON BLOWN CALL
Afternoon Delight With Aria Valentino
The US's first face transplant…uh…happened
The Pre-Party: New fangled
How not to forge a grade
Jennifer Aniston looks good even when she’s not trying
Afghanistan solves the swine flu
A moment with Manuela Arcuri
Aww, yeah… Kelly Ripa is still in a bikini!
Top 10 ways the NBA will try to spice up the rest of the NBA Playoffs
The After Party: Pantsless
Nancy Rodriguez has some nice assets
I Want: A Husqvarna Automower 260 ACX
I want to go to Panama
The Show: Doing great…
Quote of the Day
Victoria Silvstedt right where she should be, in a bikini
Otters make me feel inefficient
A moment with Tahiry Jose
Current Hot WWE Divas
I have serious questions about Jessica Biel
Afternoon Delight With April Bowlby
Interlude: Noooooooooooooo!
Today's lesson in foreign languages
Megan Fox’s Esquire video is not for the weak of heart
The Pre-Party: Good points
How is swine flu affecting the pigs?
Marisa Jara is a name to remember
Pranking the elderly
A moment with Louise Redknapp
Kelly Ripa in a bikini is nice
Top 11 effects of the Swine Flu pandemic on US sports
The After Party: See-thru
I Wouldn’t Have Retired If I Was Bob Barker Either!
McDonald's provides little girl with extra treat
Maribel Guardia makes Monday better
I Want: A Norman Foster Super Yacht
The Show: Swampy
Quote of the Day
Heidi Montag in a bikini, because I am a man
Afternoon Delight With Jennifer Walcott
A moment with Misty Dawn
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Jolene Blalock’s t-shirt got wet
The most honest car salesman ever
Interlude: Nyet!
Raw video from inside the Cowboys practice facility that collapsed
Plants
The Pre-Party: Rave
Tom Brady’s wife posed oddly, looked decent
Words can't express the beauty of this
A moment with Leighton Meester
Ana Lúcia is nice, Portuguese
Top 10 signs the new Yankee Stadium is a bandbox
IM GETTING LEI’D
Contest! Win a couple of great prizes!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 05.02.09
Milena packs a punch, thongs
Indian Prime Minister candidate has stage collapse
I Want: A Ferrari 599XX
The Show: Naughty
Quote of the Day
Holly Madison, because I want her and Hef wants her back
Banks charging fee for "paying too early"
A moment with Lindsay and Ali Lohan
Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXVI
Interlude: Mum
Twitter if you just did it in person
This tattoo is somewhere between gross and awesome
The Pre-Party: Tribute
Fun with eBay
Some days Halle Berry is just amazing
A moment with Stephanie Pietz
Navy men are good at their jobs
Introducing Anastasia Stoczkaya
Top 12 signs your MLB team is having more than a slow start