This has to be the saddest, most awkward robbery attempt in history capped off by the oddest defeat of a robber I’ve ever seen or heard of. Check it out.

That dolly was entirely too effective in vanquishing the robber. “Oh no, you’re going to lightly ram a cart into my shin! That’s too difficult of a challenge for the Swiss Army knife I was trying to rob this other dude with.” I mean come on, I get that it’s a recession and all, but this is the best you could do when trying to rob a 7/11? He might as well have held up a kitty cat or his last year’s income taxes.