A new way to sedate your kids

Take a gander at this thing below. It’s a new product which “gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles.” Yeah.

I’m highly offended by this product. Knocking out children with gas? I think we know whom this product is targeted at too, based upon the name “The PedoSedate.” Oh, wait, I misread that, it’s actually called the PediSedate. Well…I guess that’s slightly better. I’m assuming that makes it less likely to have memory repression functions too.

Also the helmet is vaguely retard-looking. That’s kind of a turnoff. Sure, the big tongues and lack of cognizance seems like a good idea at first, but having someone yell out “MY PONY IS GRAYYYYYY” in the middle of love-making isn’t the turn on you’d think.

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kyrA
May 23, 2009
#1

I bet teenagers will discover this product and use it to get high.
JimmyFizzles
May 24, 2009
#2

@ kyrA: Don’t be retarded. it uses nitrous oxide. teenagers, adults, kids, dentists, and mankind use it constantly. Easy as pie.
Matt
May 31, 2009
#3

You know, two seconds with Google would’ve told you that this is a medical device to be used in hospitals to sedate kids who are about to have surgery without freaking them out. But hey, let’s just assume that this is a cynically marketed product designed for pedos to pick up kids with.
Moron.
Meredith
June 13, 2009
#4

^ Just what I was about to say. A quick Google search tells me all I need to know.
nobody
June 22, 2009
#5

PediSedate, that name can’t POSSIBLY be based on the root word paedo, meaning child. Not possibly. There’s no way any word having anything to do with children would ever have pedo/paedo/pedi in it. Ever.
Moron.
Also, why is it that looking at this instinctively makes you think about raping children? Cause that wasn’t even on the radar for me until you said it.
Just do us all a favor. Don’t reproduce. As an added bonus, you’ll never have to worry about needing this product!
Evan
July 30, 2009
#6

These people have no sense if humor. They’re probably indignant pedophiles mad that you’re outing their game.
mouse
August 28, 2009
#7

that goofy-ass grin doesn’t help it look less like a short-bus helmet either. fear not, subby; i lol’d…