Magic is pretty cool to see in person, but I feel like it’s lost its luster lately. Nothing against Criss Angel, but when that’s pretty much the only known magic act around, you may need to reimagine your industry. But with stunning new acts like this, well, I’d say magic is BACK!

Truly amazing. You can kind of tell it’s fake if you look closely…her cervix totally had a mirror on it.

I definitely believe in real magic though and it’s always got evil powering it. I saw a man get hit by a car once and he really got hurt. As he lied there in the street, blood began to slowly trickle from his forehead. Some guy claiming to be a doctor came over and stopped the bleeding, so naturally I ran over and yelled at him, accusing him of practicing witchcraft. Anyway, after stomping on the accident victim’s head to organize the balance of things, he summoned some sort of uniformed guard who “arrested” me for “assault” and “disorderly ‘conduct.’” Stupid wizards and their evil deceptions.