Via Overcompensating comes this comic about the potential risks and rewards of working in the condiment industry.

You see, it’s funny because the bottle looks like a penis, yet the condiment purports to be manly. Unlike that ketchup, who’ll let any man have its way with it. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen a bottle of Heinz blowing a man through a rest stop glory hole, I’d be approximately as broke as I am now so maybe I should get dollars in more conventional ways.