Via this Flickr comes this accurate look at the cover of Cosmopolitan every month.

I really agree with the first one about new ways to put a penis into a vagina. Like, sure, no one wants to do the same thing every time you have sex, but really I don’t need to get on all fours while my lady hands off the bed upside down holding a rose by the stem. Frankly, so long as I’m getting my rocks off into something fleshy, I’m good. A girl could probably put a rubber toy hippo slathered with vasoline in between her legs and I’d be totally fine.