Via XKCD comes this comic about the dangers of reckless eBaying.

You never know what you’re going to get when ordering online. Like once I tried to order baby oil for my daily oiling up and they didn’t send me that. They sent me seven babies and a juicer. I’m big into organic things and all, but this homemade baby oil is just sticky. Also, unlike the Johnson & Johnson version, it does have tears.